He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
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I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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