DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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