Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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