ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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