just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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