dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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