I can tuck mytits in my pants
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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