roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We just shotgunned beers for America
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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