Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You ruined the universe
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize
