Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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