At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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