I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Randomize
