I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
