their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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