Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's shark week go big or go home
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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