Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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