lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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