Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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