Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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