And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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