You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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