You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
