You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.