It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.