Ambien. No doubt about it.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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