And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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