I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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