You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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