Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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