I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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