We're like a lot better than the average bears
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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