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• (419): View more from Ohio

  your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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  watch out for the queen of hearts

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  fuucck i forgot ab her

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!

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• (818): View more from California

  Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?

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  Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.

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