I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I supernannyed him into submission
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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