moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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