dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It's like God shit irony all over that family
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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