And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Please don't give away my fajitas
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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