U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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