girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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