i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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