I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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