my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.