Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife