She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change