The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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