We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
