I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Who died my cat blue again?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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