I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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