Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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