That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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