So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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