People with herpes should wear stickers.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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