shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Randomize