Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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