MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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