Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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