They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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